What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Welcome to hell, population: As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit.
As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker.
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On November 16th, Newgrounds  user JoePorter uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. In the next month, the post received over 75 up votes and comments. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. By February 14th, Phelps' viral status update had been identified as an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Jun 14, at