Read more from Telegraph Men. I say this because a year ago I made a policy decision to only urinate sitting down. If you say something sexist at work, will you lose your job? What about the act of urination do you find so tiring and dizzying that you have to take the weight off your legs to do it? What makes it a cause of suspicion? How rage-inducing must it be to live with some dolt who:
Men need to open up about depression, not man up.
If you're a true gentleman, you should pee sitting down
The Big Small Penis Party: Meanwhile inthe Swedish Left party of Sormland Country Council put forward a motion that all male employees should sit. A few Neanderthal refuseniks fought the motion and were rewarded with their own toilet probably far away from the building where they probably continue to let rip like incontinent zoo animals to this day. It's taken me 30 years, but I'm proud to say I'm ginger. What about the act of urination do you find so tiring and dizzying that you have to take the weight off your legs to do it? I've learned that men who stand up to urinate in a toilet which is designed to be sat on are probably psychotic.